... you want to kill everyone who seems to struggle with the concept of lane swimming.
... you feel like crying when you have to share a changing room with screaming children and littered with soggy USED nappies and sanitary towels.
... you want to kill everyone who gets in your way at Ikea.
... you need a mid-afternoon nap after a trip to Ikea.
... you feel like crying at everything you watch on telly. Including TFI Friday.
... you feel pissed after one G&T.
... you want to kill everyone who gets in your way in Lidl... and feel like crying when you see the queue at the checkouts.
... you lose the will to live when you realise the lid on your punnet of blueberries you bought at Lidl has come off on the journey home.
... you lose the will to live halfway through preparing your lunch for tomorrow.
... you decide to go to bed at 9pm on Sunday night.
Night night ;-)
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